No Matter How Hard You Try, These 6 Things Will Not Be At Women’s Retreat June 5-7, 2009
1. Platitudes
2. Plastic mattresses
3. 200 bff’s you’ll never see again
4. Long walk to meeting room & dining facility
5. Lingering smoke in your hair & clothes
6. Perfect Women
Put this date on your calendar. Start saving about $5 a week for the Retreat cost. Registration forms are coming in December.
Have any questions? Contact Susan or Reggie at the church office.
What do you hope to not find at your women’s retreat?
Entry filed under: Calendar, CNC, Main, Women's Events, Women's Retreat. Tags: CNC, retreat.
1.
lynette | . at .
thank goodness no plastic mattress! What is 200 bff’s?
LikeLike
2.
susan2009 | . at .
bff = best friends forever = I was trying to be cute and infer that our reteat is not huge but more of an intimate affair with 60 ladies
LikeLike